She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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