And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
Randomize
