me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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