according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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