some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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