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If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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