You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
Randomize
