They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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