I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
So squirting runs in the family.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
So much Jack, so little girl.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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