so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Randomize