Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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