Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
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