3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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