All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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