Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
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