I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
Randomize
