Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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