I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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