If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Duck Duck Cougar?
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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