nut hugger
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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