You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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