i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
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