i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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