Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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