Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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