2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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