Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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