: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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