so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
We had sex on a dog bed..
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
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