I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I wear drunk well.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize
