Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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