I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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