Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
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