: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Randomize
