Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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