I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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