I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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