I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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