You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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