Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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