i woke up with my moms heels on underneath your couch cushions
you want 1 or 2 eggos?
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
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