Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
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