lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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