talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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