I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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