her vagine was all disorganized.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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