I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize