Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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