you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
tell me about the fingering
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