That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
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