so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
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