you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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