So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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